The humble clam exists to remind us what life could and should be: sittin' on a beach... chillin!
While they may be looked down upon by us "more complex" creatures, make no mistake: clams are highly intelligent.
They exhibit extensive knowledge of mathematics, literature, and the universe, all while remaining absolute party animals. XD
After all... clams just wanna have fun! LOL
Want to join the fan club? Erm... the Clam Club? Then you clicked on the right link, buster.